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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 03:21

No go.
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Is a computer science degree worth it in 2024?
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
So they tried
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Minds and Behinds
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What do you do when your family doesn’t care about you?
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
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