Logo

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 03:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Does Rosemary aroma really improve memory? Here’s what research says - Times of India

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Is a computer science degree worth it in 2024?

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Erin Blanchfield backtracks on labeling Maycee Barber 'unprofessional' after seizure canceled UFC Vegas 107 fight - Bloody Elbow

No way

So they tried

Then came..

How did Farrah Fawcett die?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

ILL Is A Survival Horror Game Made By People Who Worked On Longlegs, IT, V/H/S/Beyond, And More - Game Informer

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Jerome Powell’s Exit Leaves The Fed On An Uncertain Path - Seeking Alpha

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Liberals, why can't you admit that Andrew Tate is the most moral and intelligent person of modern time?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Scientists Uncover Giant 33-Foot Dinosaur That Could Redefine Jurassic Evolution - Indian Defence Review

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Colorado confirms 3 more infections in airport-linked measles outbreak - CIDRAP

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

macOS Tahoe Name Leaked Ahead of Apple's WWDC Event Next Week - MacRumors

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What do you do when your family doesn’t care about you?

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Bitcoin nears $105K as Donald Trump demands 'full point' Fed rate cut - Cointelegraph